Oh how they love to put initials

at the end of their names

it justifies their $100,000 debt

in student loans

and their 10 years of book learning

eating peanut butter sandwiches

and living in squalor

I myself use initials

only mine did not cost me anything

I got them for free

through imagination

and common theft

which is always permissible

until someone notices and

the red flag comes out.

 

Professor Notorious

University of Sham

Dept. of Sanitation

SUV, BLT, HGTV