69 t0 45
69 to 45
Dutchman Emile Ratelband has
A problem at 69
The ladies will not date him
They think he's past his prime
He says he's got the body of
A hunk of 45
And wants to make things happen
So he can come alive
To him the answer's simple
He's asked the court to lower
His birth certificate twenty years
So he can be a 'wower'
Don Matthews November 2018
Postscript
The court is set to rule on his application in the next month
TV interview with Emile
kJ Walker
Fri 16th Nov 2018 18:04
I heard about this on the radio. If he gets his wish, I'm going to ask to have my age higherd so I can retire and draw my pension early.