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69 t0 45

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69 to 45

 

Dutchman Emile Ratelband has

A problem at 69

The ladies will not date him

They think he's past his prime

 

He says he's got the body of

A hunk of 45

And wants to make things happen

So he can come alive

 

To him the answer's simple

He's asked the court to lower

His birth certificate twenty years

So he can be a 'wower'

 

Don Matthews November 2018

 

Postscript

The court is set to rule on his application in the next month

 

TV interview with Emile

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kJ Walker

Fri 16th Nov 2018 18:04

I heard about this on the radio. If he gets his wish, I'm going to ask to have my age higherd so I can retire and draw my pension early.

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Fri 16th Nov 2018 12:54

It could be complicated changing his birth certificate, so much depends on proof and documents now but good for him, let him be what he wants to be.

Hannah

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Taylor Crowshaw

Thu 15th Nov 2018 18:54

Another interesting subject Don..?

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Don Matthews

Thu 15th Nov 2018 12:17

I look for ideas in the paper. It's surprising what you can find which is true and humourous. It also helps educate. I feel a bit like a WOL roving reporter. ?

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Jon Stainsby

Thu 15th Nov 2018 07:30

Great interview. ?

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