Mary and Jack
Mary and Jack
Preamble
This is a little-known story about Little Jack Horner and Contrary Mary. It has not been published in any kiddies book as far as I'm aware. I was fortunate in already having written about Little Jack when this was assigned as our Rhymer Club theme for this week. It was written last year when I was still learning the art of rhyme and only felt comfortable with the title 'Poet in Training'.
Mary Mary quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
If Little Jack Horner had stayed in his corner
My seeds'd be ready to sow
Young Jack he just got a bit frisky
He wanted to come after me
He trampled all over my garden
To get at my virginity
Young Jack I just gave a quick boot to
And told him to untrample my plot
I'm not sure quite yet 'bout my garden
But my purity I still have got
Don Matthews 2017
Poet in Training
M.C. Newberry
Sat 17th Nov 2018 13:30
I hear gay young Mary
Stopped being contrary
When choosing a career in Space;
She soon changed to airy-fairy...
Finding heaven in that place! ?