Your monthly bill

is ready for your review

 

after you recover

rehabilitation therapy is available for

our long-time customers

who have a prompt payment history

 

all others will just have to suffer in silence

as we can only do so much

we struggle to get by on the paltry payments

sent in by customers like you

 

we blame inflation

we blame increased costs

we blame the weather

we blame cyber attacks

we blame everyone but ourselves

 

we appreciate your business

if you have questions

regarding your statement

go suck on a lemon.