(He lies like a cheap carpet)

 

Stupid Woman

“No, I didn’t say

‘Stupid Woman’

To Theresa May”

Stupid Woman We’ve all seen the TV clips

And it’s clear what’s on your lips.

 

“’Stupid People’

That is what I said.

’Stupid People’

On my lips is read.

’Stupid People’ Now I think you catch the gist

That I’m no mysoginist.

 

Stupid Jezza Why, oh why

Stupid Jezza Do you try

Stupid Jezza Telling lies like this.

 

Stupid Jezza It’s more wise

To tell the truth and apologise

Rather than telling porky pies like this.

 

Cos you told us

Old ways you’d dump

New style for Labour

But lie like Trump

 

Stupid Woman

“No, I didn’t say

‘Stupid Woman’

To Theresa May”

Stupid Woman

We’ve all seen the TV clips

And it’s clear what’s on your lips.

 

“STUPID WOMAN!”