Why Haven't We Been Invited To Our Neighbour's Sex Party?

Preamble

Someone asked me if key parties were still running.  Unfortunately I can't direct you to any current 'happenings' for those who may be interested.  Sorry

 

My sweet what's all that groaning

Coming from next door?

It sounds like a sex party dear

Going at full bore

 

Why is it that we haven't

Yet been asked to join?

Do I hear some ritual

Joining of the loins?

 

Go and knock on front door dear

Say we'd like to join

Locking loins with everyone

Heads/tails, tossing coins

 

Neighbour:

 

Bring your pills and condoms

Come and taste and see

If our scene appeals to you

Frolic he with she

 

A pinprick condom/faulty pill

Happened down the line

My sweet you've missed your monthly

Is it his or mine?

 

Don Matthews March 2019