(A play for two players. This may not make too much sense without the audio)

 

“You keep up with the brushing,

At least twice a day?

And have you done your flossin?”

“Wergly wergly werg”

 

“You keep good teeth“, he said to me

“But your gums recede.

How hard is your toothbrush?”

“Wergly wergly werg”

 

“You look well tanned for wintertime;

Have you been away?

“Wergly wergly wergly werg”

“Malta, do you say?”

 

“We went there two years ago

(Lower left 3, please)

Any problems bitin?”

“Wergly wergly werg”

 

“Wergly wergly wergly werg”

“That happens, I’m afraid;

More so in your later years.”

“Wergly wergly werg”

 

“So all OK I’m pleased to say”

“No treatment?”  “No, that’s that.

See you next in six months time;

Look forward to our chat”.