The time was running out I’m feeling low

We’re 4-2 down cos of Aguerro

Then it turns round with Llorente’s goal

But will the goal be disallowed

A deathly hush falls upon the ground

The verdict waited by the silent crowd

 

But there’s VAR Man watching from the stand

He sees that it’s come off his hip and didn’t hit his hand

And the VAR Man says it’s not Handball

The ref points to the centre and has given us the goal!

 

Let Man City plead it

Let Man city read it

In the Daily Mail today.

 

The Spurs are winning into extra-time

The blood is pounding in these veins of mine

To lose it now would be such a crime

I’m sweating cobs, “Get it over, quick!”

But then my stomach turns and I feel sick

Sterling scores a third for his hat-trick

 

But there’s a VAR Man.  I daren’t watch and I hide

My head between my hands and I swear I nearly cried

But there’s a VAR Man and VAR Man he has spied

The goal will not be counted cos Aguerro is offside

 

Let Man City plead it

Let Man city read it

In the Daily Mail today.

 

Yes, there’s a VAR Man who made me swear and sweat

But VAR Man it is God himself who wears a Spurs rosette

 

Let Man City plead it

Let Man city read it

In the Daily Mail today.