I am today's protester

Complying with the latest plan;

I use a spray to make my day

Spreading graffiti with aerosol can

And when I can't do it in their halls

I console myself with stuff on walls.

 

I block the free passage of the road

So workers can't get by

And push the police to "overload"

So that they barely try

To enforce the laws that have been made

To keep the world engaged in trade.

 

Perhaps I should write to my MP

Who was elected as my voice

Intelligent letters in quantity

Might be a wiser choice.

But it's fun to be a pain in the bum

While making sure I say "sorry chum".

 

What's the next reason to protest?

Be sure to let me know

So I can be amenable to arrest

And put on a real "London show"!

I need to feel my life's worthwhile -

What better than a protest...media style.

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