MARY
Mary had a little watch
she swallowed it one day
now she's taking castor oil
to pass the time away
Comments
Great again Ray! Really good for a giggle.
Jennifer
Thanks Don, goes to show how variations can come down to us, like a fact that can't get in the way of a good story too.
Martin I am pleased !
Jon, Lisa, Dor. and Devon many thanks for reading and not having me certified.
Ray
had me chuckling
I thought it too good for an original RP. Despite this I heard it long ago and was nice to hear it again.
Mary had a wristwatch
She lost it in the hay
She doesn't know what time it went
Or what time was the lay
This did cause Mary much concern
Imagine minus watch
Until she heard strange ticking sound
Coming from her crotch
(DM - permission to plagiarise ? )
I heard this from a cabaret comic in the 70s, so it does have provenance even if it is plagiarism - try saying that when you're pissed.
Ray
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raypool
Fri 5th Jul 2019 17:24
Thanks Jennifer. My pleasure indeed !
Ray