Man Arrested
for impersonating a poet
and practicing poetry
without a license
the poet claimed he
did not know his poetry
was criminal
but authorities begged to differ
when questioned
he pled the 10th
which is twice as good as the 5th
but it did no good
since there were eye-witnesses
to his offensive poetry
who said they were reduced to tears
and would never listen
to poetry again
it is imperative women & children
and the free world
be protected
common decency and good taste
must prevail
with poetry this bad
no one is safe
and the entire literary establishment
is threatened
the poet appealed
to fellow poets and the general public
for moral and financial support
so far
no one has come forward.
branwell kent
Wed 17th Jul 2019 21:26
good, funny poem