(Hendrix would be envious indeed of these incomparable guitar skills)

Hey Bo! You made your name playing the clown now

But Hey Bo! I heard you shot your rivals down now

So Hey Bo! Like a king you’ll pick up the crown now.

Achieved with nothing, not a bean, in your head now

Hey Bo! You’ve made the dailies centre spread now

Your Party’s shafted Hunt – they’ve gone for you instead now.

Hey Bo! Making model busses in your spare time now

But Hey Bo! That big red bus lie bordered on a crime now

Did you care?  Did you fuck. As upwards you would climb now.

Hey Bo! You’ve shit on your team well and good now

But Hey Bo! wait your turn, they’ll remember this bad blood now

Cos Gove and May, make no mistake, they’ve understood now.

Hey Bo! You’ve shafted your colleagues like your wife now

Hey Bo! Achieving the ambition of your life now

But Hey Bo! Look out for who’s behind you with a knife now.