The Commission for Less Education

is holding a conference this week

and is requesting all join together

to help us stamp out

the most alarming development

in the history of mankind

the spread of Education  

 

there has been a steady rise

in higher education over the past 100 years

as people have invested millions

in education and teacher's retirement plans

Universities have been the recipients of all this largess

building more and more buildings

and elaborate faculty lounges

 

yet

there is ample evidence

of ever-increasing Stupidity

you see it everywhere

on TV, In politics, In schools

on Facebook & Twitter

 

we now have more colleges and universities

than ever before

and funding has gone through the roof

yet we see Stupidity on the rise

it is our contention that

education has not worked

people still can't read or write

 

therefore we are asking

all governments to support

a return to basic Common Sense

via the closing of schools

the disbandment of Teacher's Unions and

the hanging of University professors

 

it is also our position that Education

is the cause of Global Warming

 

Please plan on attending

if you are currently educated

you will be given a safe space

for remedial counseling

 

Sponsored by

The "Counsel for Dumbing Down"

United Nations

NY, NY