Someone on here
Liked being whipped
When riding some filly
Now Don don't be silly

You're making things up
I swear I am not
Just t'other day
Don, 'tis tommy rot

'e fell off and broke his neck.... just kidding ?

This time made up Ruth
but I know of many
who are told sure winner
but end up with a
it fell again long face.

As a former part-owner of both a winning filly and gelding, I also like
a small punt but take comfort and a frequent chuckle in the words of
a US comic who commented - I follow the horses that follow other
horses! ?

A cruel jockey and a headstrong horse makes for an unstable r'ship aswell..... A whip lashing too far, sounds like a clever horse! I don't agree with horses been whipped so harshly though I am good a picking winning horses sometimes. Was that a true story Nigel? You get a lot your inspiration from the news don't you.

The Horse they called - - - Take That

Lap too far
bet here and there
bogged down mud
a whip lashing
jockey gets thrown
his neck broken.

Racing round the track to happiness, Giddyup. She's on my back Ruth. Who's boss here ?...Seems I'm losing.....?

Neigh Don, you and Thalia are right on track ?

Thalia and I won't have that problem......

She's shaking her head......?