Widows
Women are constantly thinking
of things their husbands
need to do
and so this stimulation
fires the brain cells
and keeps their minds active
and engaged
thus they do not age
as quickly as men
it is only when the man dies off
that women change
and become depressed
since they are left with no one
to tell what to do
the only way they can keep
their minds active and alert
is to go on cruises
and spend the deceased man's money
as if there was no tomorrow
they eat
they sing
they dance
and flirt with strangers
having the time of their lives
payback for all the years
they suffered
at the hands of a smelly man.
Philipos
Sun 3rd Nov 2019 09:01
How unkind to speak of the fairer sex so when some just morph into miserable old moos and then rue the day they ever met the guy etc etc etc - I think of course about Cleopatra - who clutched an asp to her breast before she'd got undressed and the films they made about it. Women used to rule the world according to the Greek muses - just ask Don from Oz (and of course Thalia) - plus they used to drink all the asses milk perhaps with an additive or too just so as to spur them on and then they soaked in a tub full of the stuff while others had to scratch around full of grime. Where would we be without our history is a complete mystery to us all. I'm going into hiding now before that beefy bird around the corner tries to bosh me one. P. ?