Customer Survey
Your opinion matters
but not to us
we do not want your feedback
or your righteous indignation
we do not need you to fill out
a survey critiquing our service
we are comfortable
and don't need comments from idiots
we got your money
and that's the main thing
so don't reply to this message
we don't care what you think
and if you have an opinion
keep it to yourself
you're lucky
you even got this.
M.C. Newberry
Sat 25th Jan 2020 17:23
Ha...if only! We could do with a little less customer survey stuff. that's for sure. The fact that someone buys your stuff should be
enough reward for any business.
I become annoyed when I buy something online and am immediately
pursued for "seller feedback". And after that comes the request (demand?) for a "product review". Who needs it?! ? They should
be happy that I made the purchase in the first place! It is all too
easy (and they seem too dumb to realise it) for customer satisfaction
to become customer irritation.