I will be gone

for the length of two days

so suffer the loss

in your dejected ways

 

You'll miss the postings

for which I am to blame

and your miserable lives

just won't be the same

 

There will be mourning

in so many ways

the gnashing of teeth

the flailing in pain

 

But do not surrender

as I have explained

in the meantime you can listen

to your wives for a change.