In the cause of lightening up someone's day - read on.
A boy asked his Granny. "Have you seen my pills. They're labelled LSD".
"F..k the pills", Granny replied, "have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"
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I just got it
Ho ho ho
Granny popped them
Pills ho ho
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Do.RoThy
Sat 29th Feb 2020 13:25
Poor Granny
Will she ever know
She popped in yellow
Pills of love, solace and doom
Now who would give
Sonny his naughty pills
Good one MC!!
I am an Aussie
Hence bit slow
I just don't get it
Ho ho ho
I just have got it
Ho ho ho
Dragons leaping
Into March......
Well done Aussie.....
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jennifer Malden
Sun 1st Mar 2020 08:39
Really funny this one!!! Made my day definitely. I used to do hospital visiting, and there was a lovely boy, (but not to his parents, understandably) who had tried just about everything, and was in a bad way. He complained about the red spiders all over the bed, and the blue monkey on the ceiling! If I brushed the spiders off frequently, and said the monkey was asleep, he would settle down!
Jennifer