Hello Martin. Thanks for the comments on Model Husband.You're maybe right about the rhythm here and there. I like a bit of loose rhyme, near rhyme, though, and I've done a lot looser than septum/erection!Actually, the poem's just found its way into a proper book, one that people pay money for! Hard to believe, isn't it?!
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Glad you liked "Akram and the Tank". (I think you liked "Akram and the Tank")!
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Cheers Richie re 'Gordon' :)
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'Ey up, youth.
Glad you liked "Everybody's Gone Serfin'". I think you can get it at HMV.
I know what you mean about "If you don't want slaughtered". When I've performed it I change it to "You could end up slaughtered". Her Majesty agreed it was preferable.
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<Deleted User> (6895)
Thu 15th Dec 2011 19:49
agree with the bulk of your waffle
on me grinders milarkey
you didnt finish lettering
me fave word-next time just send pikkys.
Glad the cherubic th'archer seems to
have found his target.nice one!
off to see if I can stop writing shite.
catch yer when the shiny fing is over
the yard-arm.
phanxalot monsewer!
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No, don't delete FOAD. It's far better than any of that stylised rap 'n' rant stuff that gets put on here. Besides when a chap asks for a Herman Hermits CD he doesn't deserve to be mocked by some pimply grot.
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You come across as a hoary old bastard but I'll wish you the very best for Christmas anyway!
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<Deleted User> (6895)
Wed 14th Dec 2011 20:05
ayup squire.
as to the non-existent word-unameable.
the easiest way out of that blooper-is-
(and you might find this idea very useful
with your newfound victim-er sorry-love)
blame someone else.
and who is the nearest person to the
back of my hand?
you guessed it!
in order to clear your foggy nog re
the(newly corrected)mistake
(that my-WIFE-made-ha!)
is the viewing of some old unknown duffers
phizog bunged onto canvas and squared off
with a few bits of warped B&Q shit timber.
fog/nog/phizog?..add christmas log-
and thats a start for shit yuletide poem! or a shit joke
like wot i rote.
ta for spotting the blooper-YOU F....nice man
good luck with l'amour!
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Hahaaa!!! You've picked my 'party piece' song! :D I have sung that bugger EVERYWHERE from folk singarounds to round the fire at 7am at festies! :D
Nigel is THE funniest, sharpest lyricist ever - and I LOVE the sheer amount of musical and lyrical references he packs in :D
For shame, I won't be going on Saturday. Me chap's band are playing their crimbo gig in Llangollen so will be going to that instead, but it was a verrry close decision.
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Howdy Richie
Thanks for your note on Hasta. Aye, he is still out there, and lives within my own energy too. Knew him 30 years, miss him like mad. One life and that, eh?
And...don't know where you live chuck, but Half Man Half Biscuit are playing the Manchester Ritz this Saturday :) Nice venue - went to see Alabama 3 there the other week. Do you keep an eye on their website? (www.hmhb.co.uk) They update it with gig listings every now and again :) Nice to chat to a fellow fan! :D I've seen em bloody loads of times...even made my own Joy Division Oven Gloves to take to a gig once heh. *no shame*
Thanks again for commenting on She's Mine Tonight...written the day after the night before ;) And the club really did disappear.
Cheers fella
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<Deleted User> (6895)
Tue 13th Dec 2011 16:00
Hello top guy-
re your FOAD-
a mans gotta say
what a mans gotta say-
angrily or otherwise.
and the 'otherwise'in your case
is fantastic! really cool!
and well worth plagiarizin-ha!
so no damning judgement
from us two old farts-
just you keep ROCKIN' ON!
Merry Syphillis'n'a Happy Gonorrhea!
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<Deleted User> (6315)
Fri 9th Dec 2011 18:18
Hiya RM, thanks for taking a look at a few of my poems..not sure to be honest which one I like the very best but the death doesn't do automated doors I like as do I Singapore..thanks again for looking am chuffed you find some ok. :o)
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Hi Richie, thanks for your comment, you're right, I've changed that line on Impossibility now.
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Thu 8th Dec 2011 16:08
haha - many thanks martin & much appreciated the comments. all the best. B (kissing gate)
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Thu 8th Dec 2011 14:47
It is wonderful..light, sweet and airy..when home-made the bought stuff does not hold a candle to it..served in a very thin glass tumbler, sugared and put into the fridge to cool it's magical..ok ok perhaps I am gushing a little too much but I do like it!
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Hi Martin or Richie :)
Thank you for nice comments on Impossibility. Any advice/constructive critism always welcome. Lynn
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<Deleted User> (6315)
Mon 28th Nov 2011 17:01
many thands RM for the Great reply to In Hope of Wonder..gosh..I would faint if I ever met Stephen Fry. I would hide behind you as you told him he talked bollocks LOL.. :o)
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Mon 28th Nov 2011 16:35
Hiya RM :o)
If you want to comment on someones poem put the comment under the poem..if on the other hand you want to thank someone for their comments on your work click their name and it will take you to their blog where you can say ta..this will appear in their email..hope this helps somewhat :)
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Mon 28th Nov 2011 13:58
your sister - she's a great gal :)
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Hey, thanks chap! No one ever commented on it at the time! :D Cheers :)
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Thu 24th Nov 2011 20:31
I am enjoying your stuff Ritchie/Martin person..thanks for your comment on being in neither one place or the other..took note of what you said..cheers :)
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Oops! Blowing me cover already!
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Now you've got me flummoxed, Richie/Martin!
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Thu 17th Nov 2011 18:53
HaHa! I empathize with next door neighbour? love 1/4 pounder brain.
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Impressive bunch of stuff you've posted, Richie.
I checked out the rest after reading Obsollete Airline Beverage. I particularly liked Your God is Angry with You.
You should check out MC Newbury's stuff. I think you'd appreciate it.
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Looks like WOL has a wizard of words - with the
ascerbic touch of John Wilmot (Earl of Rochester.
I look forward to more.
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Hello :) Welcome to WOL - liking your work mostly so far - hope to see more of it
Cheers
Laura
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Wed 16th Nov 2011 11:26
Hi Richie. I can see you ! lol. Thanks for putting up your pic. Winston
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Mon 9th Jan 2012 18:03
Hiya RM and thanks for the great comment on me latest..and yeah I have changed it to dithering..I know..I know..just don't like ing words LOL..
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