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The Great Burger Stakes

by Yvonne Brunton

I went to my freezer – I fancied a scoff.

I opened the lid and the burgers – THEY’RE OFF!

And what would you like on your burger today?

Ah well, now you’re asking – a fiver each way!

I’ve has burgers from Asda, but I can disclose

That the burgers from Tesco, they just won – by a nose!

To decrease burger fat is our serious ...

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Monday 11th February 2013 8:15 pm

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Smoke A Joint...

by Dave Dunn

I'd like to smoke a joint tonight,

but I just can't decide which kind,

I might choose a joint of gammon,

but does that come with a rind?

Perhaps that rind would impair

the way the flavour matures

so perhaps there are other joints

that are a better for smoke cures

Of course I know that many fish

are smoked through and through,

I pref...

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Saturday 16th October 2010 2:10 pm

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Ebb & Flo

by Dave Dunn

Ebb & Flo went to a show

up in the old West End.

It was about the trouble and strife

and a clear message it did send,

that ever will there be distress

as man will always make a mess

while women have to clean it all

'Now mind out, I've just washed the hall'

But while Flo laughed, old Ebb turned red

for just last night he'd bumped his head

as cr...

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Wednesday 3rd March 2010 4:16 pm

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