Banana Republican

He’s totally bananas

He’s cowardly custard

He nods like a daffodil

His views are all mustard

He thinks he’s a dandy lion

He’s a long streak of piss

Frail as a buttercup

With acute jaundice

He smells of hell’s sulphur

His hair is fake blonde

And he looks like old weeds

That died in a pond

He tweets like a canary

That’s ...

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