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Sonnet That’s Not Funny!
Sonnet That’s Not Funny!
It is a truth which I have long acknowledged, that a man, or indeed a woman, in possession of a fascistic turn of mind must be in want of a sense of humour. Various creative events, involving Led by Donkeys appear to have vindicated my position.
Shall I compare thee to a lettuce, Liz?
Word salad, wilted ’s served when you’re on tour;
That Iceberg’s ...
Thursday 22nd August 2024 11:16 am
Natasha
I asked you for the recipe for Lettuce Diabolical;
You turned away and shrugged as if the question was rhetorical.
Your life is filled with every contradiction and perversity,
For one who boasts diplomas from a leading University.
Your shoes, one red one black, suggest a failing in your sanity
And yet the way those babies strut proclaims your cocksure vanity.
You mentall...
Thursday 3rd March 2011 6:02 pm
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