Broken Wind

I can't say I've been perfect

I know that I've sinned

But despite all my faults

I have not broken wind

I may have been naughty

And buzzed like a bee

But these terrible vapours

Have not come from me

So forgive me, my darling

And admit what is true

That these nasal offences

Were committed by you!

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JESUS CHRIST : THE REAL MAN

Jesus was a gnostic atheist who preached the simple truth

All us bastards only joke our dad was God's spilt juice

Jesus didn't think anyone would be stupid enough to take him seriously

But fundamental retards somehow found a twist deliriously

It's time for us to see Christ's point and get the virgin birth jape

His mother, Mar...

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