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The Wonder of Me

 

The  Wonder  of  Me

 

When no one at all can understand me

When everybody says I’m wrong

I have the hope that finds redemption

I’ve got the strength to carry on

 

And I’m always there to save the world

Like the messiah I must be

But that’s the wonder

The wonder of me!

 

And when I shine, the world gets brighter

I have more power than the...

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Fear Nowt

Love  Hope

 

I’ve cleaned out my intestines and dried them with a towel

But despite all these fine efforts I’ve an unsanitary bowel

I take all the precautions, I’ve smoothed out all the gaps

But I know that in the morning my rectum will prolapse

 

I’ve tried all kinds of treatments and used a range of lotions

Still the rumblings never cease, nor do the perpetual ...

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Love Hope

Fuck  Cunt

 

In yonder days of old when the dinosaurs did roam

A lustful circus monster tossed up a mucus foam

An audience stood laughing, the creature showed no fear

It kept on at its business ‘til the ejaculate was clear

 

The angry mob then settled, the nervous folk dispersed

They thought the monster beaten, they thought his bag had burst

But the creature ...

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The Maiden

The maiden lay a-sleeping

Her body warm and tender

It was that of a female

Indeed that was her gender

 

The evil one did spy her

As she did softly doze

He pulled out his red hanky

And blew more than his nose

 

The fair maiden kept on dreaming

Of beautious wonders hence

Whilst Satan eyed her lustily

His nerves becoming tense

 

He pulled out his stiff penis

And hoped she would not wa...

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Spilt Juice


Snazzle wazzle gurgle sluice
Careful you don't spill your juice
Smashle bashle purcel grunge
Wipe it up now with a sponge

Tripple Dipple wanky dicky
Must be quick or it gets sticky
Slipple nipple spunky slime
Oh dear, you've run out of time!

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Hope


In yonder days of old
When the dinosaurs did roam
A lustful circus monster
Tossed up a mucal foam

An audience stood laughing
The creature showed no fear
It kept on at its business
Til the ejaculate was clear

The angry mob then settled
The nervous folk dispersed
They thought the monster beaten
They thought his bag had burst

But the creature had not finished
It pulled out a bigger worm
And with a frantic tugging
I...

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Broken Wind

 

Broken Wind

 

I can't say I've been perfect

I know that I've sinned

But despite all my faults

I have not broken wind

 

I may have been naughty

And buzzed like a bee

But these terrible vapours

Have not come from me

 

So forgive me, my darling

And admit what is true

That these nasal offences

Were committed by you!

 

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Jesus Christ : The Real Man

 

JESUS CHRIST : THE REAL MAN

 

Jesus was a gnostic atheist who preached the simple truth

All us bastards only joke our dad was God's spilt juice

Jesus didn't think anyone would be stupid enough to take him seriously

But fundamental retards somehow found a twist deliriously

 

It's time for us to see Christ's point and get the virgin birth jape

His mother, Mar...

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