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MY ONLY LOVE
I feel so bad without you,
All my dreams are about you.
I lie in bed, thinking of only you.
You are my dearest and nearest,
The only one and sweetest.
Out of all you are the greatest.
You are so delicate and good
You quickly change my mood.
Your love I prefer any food.
I love you so much, my darling.
You always look so charming,
When telling m...
Thursday 13th June 2024 5:31 am
I Am Laura’s Stomach
It’s Monday morning, and she’s got up.
When I asked her for breakfast
she told me to shut up.
When I asked her for my porridge
or at least for an orange
she told me to keep quiet
as of today, she was on a diet.
She has noticed cellulite
and decided to get rid of it.
In the daytime, it was a real crime,
she didn’t put anything inside me,
so, I thought to remind...
Friday 17th May 2024 4:32 pm
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