Dear lord when I sleep tight tonight let me lose a stone 
I promise if you do this god I will no longer moan 
Make cakes, sweets and fast food, be free food everyday 
I promise if you do god, I will go to church every day 

Dear lord also make my Bust shrink and my Bum 
Carrying this extra stone god really is no fun 
Let me eat what I want morning noon and night 
Unlimited amounts of choco...

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