The "Tourons" Great Day Out
Touron........A tourist who unfortunately also happens to be a moron!
The “Tourons” made up a picnic of all their favourite food and drink,
they brought along everything from home except the kitchen sink.
Bags bursting with goodies, enough to see them through the day,
but they left behind the empty packaging for others to throw away.
So much effort taken to pack everything their stomachs desired,
but the “Tourons” they forgot one item, the only essential required.
A simple black bin bag to place their empty bags, bottles and tins,
If they had only remembered it and placed it in the provided bins.
The “Tourons” had a fantastic day out at their favourite beauty spot,
the perfect site, so beautiful, they couldn't have found a nicer plot.
The “Tourons” agreed, it had been the best day, there really was no doubt.
it was only right and proper to leave the locals a memento, of the “Tourons” great day out
julie callaghan
Sun 28th Jun 2020 11:54
Touron - A tourist who, unfortunately, also happens to be an absolute moron.