Us flipping vegans

We can get so mad

With the world, with our friends,

Even with ourselves

For any lack of vegan purity

Conflicts with our vegan surety

If there’s one thing worse than a carnist

It’s a so-called vegan purist

Who eats organic honey

Bought with tallow coated money

Who wears non-vegan shoes

Made with non-vegan glues

Buys non-vegan booze

For their non-vegan muse

And when it comes to medicine

Even the flu inoculation

Requires chicken egg incubation

What a palaver

Some even drink non-vegan Cava!

Who’d have thought vegans 

Would be involved in such shenanigans

My guess is that

It will all end up

With leeks drawn at noon

Or moolis fired at dawn

Either way I predict…

Carrot juice will be shed

And passata will be bled 

So, for safety I’ve decided

In my bed I’ll stay resided!