We all seen
them holy jeans
to us it seems
they're just obscene
Why in the world
God only knows
Would someone buy
new jeans with holes
Another bad fad
where did it come from
they think they're cute
we think they're dumb
Embarrassing
even for a bum
toss those holey jeans
to kingdom come.
-Po Wit
Some legs are not fit for the full on reveal
Some bodies don't want to completely conceal
Not everyone wants to be seen as too smart
Some people hope to catch eyes and catch hearts
Though most people their edges too frequently hide
Some want to show there's a rebel inside.
And some, to seem like hard-workers by magic,
Lazily buy themselves pre-stressed fabric.
If the holes aren't indecent, far worse on the eyes
Are those wearing waistbands at the crease of their thighs.
<Deleted User> (18980)
Sat 2nd Jan 2021 14:16
Guys...you were young once...can you remember your own fashion disasters?
Absolutely! I look at these 'distressed jeans', and just think - Why!! They're fake blues!!
Buy a new pair, they're probably cheaper anyway. And if you must, wear them until you earn the distress!
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<Deleted User> (13740)
Sat 2nd Jan 2021 21:58
I've got some tight white jeans with holes in them, I think my knees look lovely peeping out of them if a little bit knobbly xx little old nobbly knees me x