To childproof a  poem

read the tiny directions

take out all the bad words

take out all the blood & guts

take out any praise of our past

take out any offensive material

take out any hidden meaning

now set the poem nicely on a high shelf

and screw down the child-proof cap

you should be set to go

your poem is now sanitized and

ready for consumption

but like any child-proof item

the poem will not open

unless you align

Warning:  Do Not Ingest

on an empty stomach.