I'm the guy who clears your gulleys and gutters

I don't touch windows or doors,

A specialist service on the hoof,

I don't do carpets or floors. 

 

Word of mouth is how I thrive

with a sturdy pair of legs,

I come to you, it's what I do

and take away the dregs. 

 

Out of sight is out of mind

until the way is blocked,

then I get to grips with sludge

and i'm not easily shocked.

 

I come and go with the seasons

just like the wind and rain,

often as not i'll find a spot

that needs to flow again. 

 

I don't do strippergrams it's true

I won't repair your sinks or loo,

I'm the guy who clears your gulleys and gutters

it's simply what I do.