In ze Blue Angel on a barstool sat

I recognise your voice; it’s always flat

Viz fishnet stockings astride zat stool

Vorks vonders for my Teutonic tool

Give me a peek, mein leibchen

Of yours, Lili Marlene.

Sauerkraut und Einstein, Fokker, Messerschmidtt

Angela Merkel, I fancy her a bit

Ost vas once crap, vhile vest was best

Viz Bierkellars, Oktoberfest

Let’s drink to you mein leibchen

So “Prost”, Lili Marlene.

Lidl und Aldi both sell loaves of bread

But you come out viz a diving suit instead

Audi und Adidas make three

Along viz our Royal Family

But keep your hands off Poland

You tried that once before.