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Road Rage

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The bike are riding two by two 

Hurrah hurrah 

The bikes are riding two by two 

Hurrah hurrah 

The bikes are riding two by two 

It’s the Highway Code, but I own the road 

So Ill just keep driving on 

 

The bikes are now riding three by three 

Oh shite oh shite 

The bikes are now riding three by three 

Oh shite oh shite 

The bikes are riding three by three

As i bide my time, I’ll push them aside

So I’ll just keep just driving on 

 

The bikes are now riding four by four 

Oh Christ on Christ 

The bikes are now riding four by four 

Oh Christ oh Christ 

The bikes are riding four by four 

But one of them has got a besutiful arse 

Which I see as I pass 

 

The bikes are now riding five by five 

Oh no oh no 

The bikes are now riding five by five 

Oh no oh no 

As I honk and steer but knock one that’s near 

But don’t worry hes Alive 

 

There’s a police car now in my rear view mirror 

Oh lord Oh lord 

There’s a police car now in my rear view mirror 

Oh lord oh lord 

There’s a police car now in my rear view mirror 

I beg and I plead but he won’t concede

So my journey won’t proceed 

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M.C. Newberry

Wed 6th Mar 2024 11:30

I cycled here in London (and elsewhere) for much of my ;life.
The essential aspect was the courtesy of keeping as far to the
side of the road as possible at every opportunity and only
in pairs (and upwards) when the conditions clearly allowed.
Unfortunately, that ethos seems to have been overtaken (no pun intended) by the attitude that cyclists in untaxed existence
are entitled to preferment over motorized transport nowadays.
and that sees their behaviour omitting the courtesy and good manners of other times in their politically encouraged sense of "entitlement". Road use is essentially about "common" sense,
and courtesy at any given time. Bloody-mindedness can
ultimately end in something bloody! Who needs that?!

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Robert Shersby

Wed 6th Mar 2024 07:47

I know… right!!!

People often think that when I write humourous poems I agree with the controversial topics discussed.

As in the case of road rage it’s the anger the driver gives towards the cyclist but also the reader towards the drivers one sided selfish behaviour.

Hence the title Road Rage and not “the bikes go riding two by two!”

Uilleam Ó Ceallaigh

Tue 5th Mar 2024 15:20

Thanks Robert.
How dare cyclists cycle, helping to prevent air pollution and lung disease amongst the most vulerable of our population including children and the disabled. Such selfish behaviour!

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