I will be your paddle baby

in a boat that never leaks

Wanna be your saddle baby

and nestle in your cheeks

Wanna drive you crazy with my pike position

Wanna make you my gold medal mission

Wanna greet you on the street with a Kata devotion

Wanna swim in the Seine, surf in your Ocean

Wanna ‘nother clear round without any fault

Wanna plant my pole and make the vault

Wanna shimmy with you up the Tour Eiffel,

go through the gears when you ring my bell

I wanna stand on your podium

Dosed up on gels, shakes and sodium

Wanna make you my Three-Day Event

Wanna lift weights til the bar is bent

Wanna dig you, dream girl, sur le plage

Have you on repeat, you’re my repechage

Wanna grapple with you in a Judoka embrace

Wanna dive in your pool and splash without trace

Wanna stretch and twist on the gymnasium floor

Make somersaults and back flips

while you holler for more

 

It’s a team pursuit and I’m not gonna leave her

She’s my Parisian dream, my Olympic Fever

My Ippon, my knockout, my ultimate prize

She makes me complete,

We’re synchronised.