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Headlines that stretch

The imagination

As we forage

For knowledge

Of the whole human race

And our place

In the realm of society

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"My implant exploded

Into my tipple"

I was put on life support

After swallowing my left nipple

So they re-built a new one

On the back of a mouse

Transplanted it

I couldn't leave the house

it's gone all hairy

Which is quite scarey

Now I'm aggrophobic

With a fetish for cheese

It's like somekind of f****** disease

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"Our grandad ran away with a tart"

She took all his money it was plain from the start

With her high heeled boots

And  pink leotard

He hadn't a chance it was just too hard

Two hundred quid that's what she charged

For a Rheiki a shag and then a massage

She loves me he said

Just before he was found dead

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"My child is wild"

That's putting it mild

He beats his chest and bangs his head

To let me know when he wants to be fed

He's six weeks old and weighs three stone

They've put him on a diet

But he won't keep quiet

'Cos he will cry and cry and f****** cry

Until he gets his Galloways meat and potato pie

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