What shall l say?

What can l do?

Just going for another job interview.

Heart racing

Mouth dry

I'm starting to feel

lncredibly shy

As l sit in the corridor

Waiting to die

What shall l say?

What can l do?

Just going for another job interview

Across from me

Models all three

Dressed to kill

Cleavages that thrill

Nipples that stand to attention

What shall l say?

What can l do?

Just going for another job interview

Smiles that tease 

Managing Director will say

"Yes please"

They won't need to speak

As he goes all weak

At the knees

Tongue gagging

Thinking of

shagging

Them three

All at once...or...

In no particular order

What shall l say?

What can l do?

Just going for another job interview

God l feel queasy

This isn't easy

Self conscious...timid

And ...and...and

Pissed off

What shall l say? 

What can l do?

Just going for another job interview

It's beginning to smell

Like a dungeon from hell

Breaking  wind

Perspiring profusely

Armpits and forhead as well

Unforgivable smell

What can l say?

What can l do?

Just going for another job interview

JOB DESCIPTION

Dance on a pole

Lateral

Horizontal

Moves from the soul

Upside down

lnside out

Oh no my god he's begining to shout

"Next please....think tease"...he says

"Think ...sleaze "...he says

What shall l say?

What can l do?

Just going for another job interview

No ribbon attached to the pole

How am l supposed to dance from the soul

I danced...I pranced...I jumped

l trumped

l tried my best

ln my navy blue knickers

And my lacey pink vest

lnterview over

Think l've impressed

Danced around the pole with

A bit of finesse

Think l've got the job!