Groundhog
A groundhog walked into a bar and said...
A groundhog walked into a bar and said...
A groundhog walked into a bar and said...
A groundhog walked into a bar and said...
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Thanks for all these comments (and jokes)
In answer to your question Larisa how about
A groundhog walked into a bar and said "Same again"?
But that would ruin the beautiful iambic pentameter.
How about a haiku....(joku)
Girl walks into bar
Barman gimme a double
So he gave her one.
Not an original joke, I know but probably never as a haiku.
I would just get up and leave...
But, I would probably have the last word. ; )
That would have to be the Tudor then!
<Deleted User> (7212)
Wed 17th Nov 2010 20:54
A blind man unknowingly wanders into a dyke's bar, settles down with his beer & shouts out
"anyone wanna hear a blonde joke?"
Sure mister, says one, but, before you do, you'd better know that the blonde to your left is a wrestler, the blonde to your right is a construction worker and the blonde who just served you also works on the dock... now, do you wanna tell us that joke ?
Nah, he says.
Oh? and why ever not then ?
Cos I don't want to explain it three times. :)
<Deleted User> (7212)
Wed 17th Nov 2010 20:46
Two blondes walked into a Hotel... you'd think one of them would've seen it :)
<Deleted User> (7212)
Wed 17th Nov 2010 20:45
A groundhog walked into a bar and said "Ouch!" "Ouch!" "Ouch!"......
It's deja vue all over again..
*readit*
*readit*
*readit*
or was that a frog :)
made me smile
...."I keep hearing 'I've got you Babe' all the time. A double please"
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! I am so curious to know what did he (it) say? I am very curious. I am super curious. I am just .....I am just..... I am just.... I am just.....
<Deleted User> (7164)
Tue 16th Nov 2010 23:00
I thought that was yesterday. Was it the day before or the day before that a groundhog walked into a bar and said...
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Chris Dawson
Fri 19th Nov 2010 10:23
Vu ain't what it used to be ... deja.
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