I sat one day in the Barber's Shop

Awaiting my short, back 'n' sides;

When through the window I saw my Boss -

He'd copped me – I'd nowhere to hide.

Then he came in and he challenged me

“A haircut!” he said, “In firm's time?”

But quick as a flash I replied to him

“Well that's fair – it's grown in firm's time”

“Not all of it grew in Company time”

I heard him triumphantly scoff

But with perfect logic I explained,

“I'm not not having all of it off”.