CAPTION THIS PIC!
Just for a bit of fun. Add your own caption to this blog entry - or post another pic . . .
Maybe one for the ladies . . .
and for the gents . . .
Comments
A shoe horn being better than no horn I guess...
You are wicked Anthony - but you've just given me a good laugh - particularly liked the first two.
"It suddenly dawned on Tracey that her friends had been having her on, with their "Lard Miracle diet.""
"It was obvious; Tracey's shoplifting trousers were no longer "fit for purpose.""
"Miss Piggy goes through her usual pre-makeup routine."
". . . Arthur was positively relishing the thought of watching her undress."
"It was no good. Tracey would have to go commando. Those jeans would never fit over her skimpy thong."
"It had reached the stage where Tracey would call for the shoe horn."
Sincere apologies to ALL Traceys out there.
Not by the hairs on her chinny chin chin...
A posh debutante from Devizes
Found it hard to stop increasing sizes
She was once heard to say
That's my last canapé
For one simply can't zip up one's trizes.
pic 1
"now lads lets all be upstanding for Princess Anne....."
pic 2
These size 12 jeans must have shrunk in the wash....
Cate xx
<Deleted User> (6895)
Sun 17th Jul 2011 20:22
Prinny'Anne....that reminds me is it tonight
we are having button mushrooms for tea?
Second pikky....I knew I should,nt have eaten
that last Snicker!-aythankyor!
I suppose the really obvious choice for number one might be:
"Her Royal Highness was eager to congratulate the winning crew, and their cox."
For number two, maybe:
"Writer's Block found to have obesity link."
- both due to a shortage of material.
Sod it!
If she gets that zipper to zip, I'll eat everything she's eaten, including the hat...
No need to tie their kangaroos down - it looks like the cold water did that trick. Or maybe us poms have more to offer in the non aquatic sport department...
I'm not going to bust a gut trying to think of a caption for the second photo. I'll let the fellas do that!
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<Deleted User> (6895)
Tue 19th Jul 2011 18:06
(1st pikky)Anne thinking of Mark Philips-
...as though I have,nt had enoughof little pricks.
(2nd pikky)Jabba The Hutt to Beaver
are you still there....over..sorry....under!