The Ballad of The Boy and The Man
The photo tells the story
As only pictures can
About the time some years ago
The Boy met with The Man.
The Boy was Billy Bremner -
He looks about to cry;
The schoolyard bully held to task;
The Man was Dave Mackay.
Each held a reputation
But paid each no regard,
While Bremner was plain dirty
Mackay – well, he was hard.
Though Mackay’d returned from injury
No quarter did he beg,
This was his first game back again
Since his broken leg.
Not just once, but twice it broke
And Bremner had a ploy,
He’d kick him hard upon that leg -
He’d know he’d met The Boy.
The first foul he’d put in on Dave
It could have broke again;
Mackay thought, “That’s an accident,
And it’s a game for men”.
But Bremner was not satisfied
So tried again his plan
To break his leg and end for good
The career of The Man.
But when he fouled a second time
Big Dave’s wrath he incurred;
He thought “That’s no fucking accident.
It’s time I had a word”.
He took hold of the little shit;
The ref from distance ran
Fearing for the life of Bremer
Murdered by The Man.
The ref need not have worried,
Bremner nearly cries;
Dave held him by his shirt lapels
And looked him in the eyes.
“Ye dirty little bastard”
Heard by every fan;
Violence was not needed;
The Boy had met The Man.
So Bremner crept into his shell
And from Mackay’s path ran
Awaiting other matches
Where he wouldn’t meet The Man
This photo from a 60’s match
Is where this poem began
And needs no explanation more
Than -
The Boy met with The Man.
Tommy Carroll
Mon 7th Nov 2011 23:10
Dave Mackay in this famous foto looks like he could have been a model for 'Biffa Bacon' off the Viz.
PS John: line 33 betrays your sympathies. ;o)