Catch a piece of space junk

Put it in your pocket

Save it for a rainy day

Maybe you could hide it

In your airing cupboard

Or you could sell it on ebay.

I guess a good place for you to keep it

Would be underneath your bed

Maybe today though you should stay indoors

In case a piece comes falling on your head.

Remember it’s the property

Of the US government

And you should give it back to them.

Or you may hear a knock

On your front door and

Outside are lots of little green men.

And the little green men they will tell you

That they have a prior claim

But you must answer

That it’s finders keepers

And they may not bother you again.

If a bit lands in your back garden

Use it as a garden seat

But don’t sit on it yet or you’ll get a hot bottom

Cos it’s got a lot of heat.

It’s racing through the earth’s atmosphere

It’s approaching as we speak

And if a bit lands here in St Agnes

You will surely hear me squeak!

So … catch a piece of space junk

Put it in your pocket

Save it for a rainy day

Maybe you could hide it

In your airing cupboard

Or you could sell it on ebay.