I saw a jolly hunter

In the jolly sun

With his jolly mistress

Having jolly fun.

 

Kissed his jolly mistress

On the jolly lips;

She wrapped her jolly legs

Round his jolly hips.

 

Hunter jolly eager -

Jolly cares gone.

Forgot jolly safety catch

Not jolly on.

 

Jolly mistress laughed as she

Jolly hunter rode;

Bang went jolly hunter:

Shot his jolly load.

 

Jolly hunter’s jolly face

Turned a jolly red.

Jolly mistress now a mum;

Jolly good, she said.