I`m a floating voter

Can`t make up my mind

Who I`m going to vote for

I`m just the wavering kind,

Tory liberal and labour

Are worried where my one vote goes,

But I`ll remain a floating voter

One of the great don`t knows.

 

I`m the proud possesser

Of an un-committed X

All the candidates are very

Anxious not to vex.

Now my lady wife is having

The best time of her life

Because they have to make a fuss of

A floating voters wife.

 

David Nicholas and Edward

They all want my mark.

That`s fine `Cause while I`ve got them worried

They`re all in the dark.

When they came to kiss the baby,

The baby was very shrewd,

She peed on Liberal and Labour,

On the Conservative she poohed.