Desire

Tom was a taxi driver on his way to pick up a nun,

He'd always wanted to kiss one thought it would be fun.

So he picked her up and looked her in the eye,

Asked her if she wouldn't mind giving it a try.

She asked him if he was married or a Catholic,

He said "No,neither,"this did the trick.

He pulled over to the side and embraced her in a snog,

But suddenly he burst into tears and felt as sick as a dog.

"Why are you crying?"asked the nun." "Well I'm Catholic and I'm wed!"

"That's no problem,I'm on my way to a fancy dress party and my name is Fred!"