(Check out the fabulous vocals of Grace Slick on Jefferson Airplane's original. Lewis Carroll meets Psychedelia)

One speed makes it faster and one speed nearly stalls

And knob that makes it waggle will drive you up the walls

And call,  “Rabbit”, and hang on to its balls.

And you keep another Rabbit safely tucked inside your smalls

A replacement for the first one when the battery’s gave its all

It takes a second - no more - to install.

When men are redundant but you crave their piccolo

And a Kit Kat Shuffle’s just not working; you need your Dirty Dynamo

That’s called, “Rabbit – White Gigolo”

When neither man nor woman is around but there instead

Is a foot of throbbing plastic in the cupboard by the bed

Remember what the manual said,

“Just feed the head.  Just feed the head”