Gordon Brown - where can you be?

You're never seen in the H of P.

Are you running some religious order

Somewhere north of England's border?

Avoiding each and every mention

Of some poor soul with a vanished pension,

Or how -  citing prudence - brash and bold

You made a sale of the Nation's gold.

To see our neighbours grab this steal

You'd think they'd won "Deal - or No Deal".

So when the Tories got the vote

There was no water in the moat

To keep the creditors from the door...

Your  leaving just left Britain poor.

No more giving away banknotes

And hoping for  those pay back votes.

What you did was bang out of order

So stay up there beyond that border,

We don't care if we never see

Any sign of Gordon. Brown MP.