(with apologies to Michael Jackson)

 

They told him Christmas time is getting so near

Don't want to go shopping you'd better look right here

The goods are there and the instructions are clear

So click it, just click it

 

You better order stuff whenever you can

The Trafford Centre is one big traffic jam

Just sit back, wait for the delivery van

So click it - cos you need it so bad

 

Just click it, click it, click it, click it

No one wants to get their feet wet

Trudging through the rain and snow every night

Don't you worry if the stuff you buy’s shite
 

Just click it, click it
Just click it, click it
Just click it, click it
Just click it, click it

Sainsbury's car park- you would not believe

You can check out anytime - but you can never leave

But they'll deliver - right up to Christmas Eve
So click it, just click it

 

You want to show them that you don’t really care

You have the power to buy from anywhere

You click here then you click there just sitting in your chair

 

So click it cos you need it so bad

Just click it, click it, click it, click it

No one wants to get their feet wet

Trudging through the rain and snow every night

Don't you worry if the stuff you buy’s shite
Just click it, click it
Just click it, click it
Just click it, click it
Just click it, click it