string of thoughts regarding our recent economic turmoil!!

 

MI CASA

SUE US AND REPOSSES OUR BLOURD CLART CASSAS

RUE THE WANKER BANKERS THAT BATTERED THE SILENT SLAVES

WITH A TIDAL WAVE OF FREDDIE MAC’S N FANNIE MAE’S

BEHOLD SELF-SERVING 42 CAROT ENGRAVED FOOLS GOLD

OUR CONSUMER BATTY HOLES BEEN POLED

BY COCKS LIKE NORTHERN ROCK

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REMEMBER IRAQS STARK EXSPENIVE CURTAIN RAISER SHOCK AND AWE

I CANT IGNORE I’M SURE

THAT REAL DEATH THEATER

THAT PRIME TIME

SCHEDULED FOR TV WAR

MISADVENTURE

HAS A SAW BEAR MARKET PAW

IN THIS EVERYTHING INCLUDING THE KITHCEN SINK

HIGH JINX

PENSION INDEX LINKED

GLOBALLY PERVASIVE STINK

 

BUT THE MINXY MIX OF CE-O-VER FERREL FEDERAL RESERVE FAT CATS

AND SALTY BOLLOCKTICIANS

DE PON A STEALTHY SUBTERFUGE MISSION

 

TO POSIT A PREPOSTEROUS PROPERSITION

 

THAT LULLS US TO THINK

 

THAT IMMAGRANT

CHINKS

PAKIS

AFGHANIS

AND OF COURSE

USELESS WORTHLESS

NIGGERS AND WOGS

HAVE JARRED THE WHEELS

THE COGS

 

OF THE CAPRICIOUS SHARKPIT

AKA THE FINANCIAL MARKETS

 

A TSUNAMI OF BARMY PREDATORS

BARTERING WITH OUR INHERITANCE

 

WANTON INHUMANE IRREVERENCE

MASQUERADING AS THE FINEST HARVARD INTELLEGENCE

DE-MANIFESTS POUNDS INTO PENCE

 

AND DOLLARS INTO CENTS

FROM GREEN BACK RUSTLING TO JINGLING

like MR BO JANGLES

 

TO SILENT WORMS TERMS AND CONDITIONS

COMPLIAnt VIOLENCE

 

THOSE HEINOUS AVARICIOUS HELL BOUND INTELLECTS

STILL PROFESS PAR EXCELLANCE

CONJOURING TRICKS UNSURPASSED BY

EVEN ILLUSIONIST

DAVID BLAINE

 

IN ORDER TO MAINTAIN THEIR CLIENTS PROFIT MARGIN

 

AS BILLIONS OF STARVING MINIONS

FULLFILL CYNICAL BITING ON THE ASS PARTS

PROPS IN A SHAKESPEARIANESQUE TALE OF LOSS

WHILST THOSE FUCKERS GET TO HOARD OUR

CANDY FLOSS

WETHER THE MARKETS RISE OR DROP

 

AND NOW A ZUESS MARIMBA ALL BETS ARE OFF

AS THE ONCE LOFTY PRINCIPLE OF

LAISSEZ-FAIRE DISAPPEARS

LIKE EARTHS ATMOSPHERE

 

THE CHAIR OF THE US TREASURY

MR HENRY PAULSON

GOT SOME BALLS

SOME TITANIUM KAHUNAS

FOR FRONTING THE PRESIDENTS LATEST MANUVER

EXCUSE THE LOST TRILLIONS

FORGIVE THE GATED COMMUNITY SPIVS

AND HAND THEM ANOTHER 1.5 TRILLION

TO RESTORE CONFIDENCE AND RESILIENCE

 

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO DUE DILIGENCE

 

IF THE UNDERCLASS ASK FOR PAST TRANSGRESSIONS

TO BE RENDERED NULL AND VOID

ANDROIDS WITH COLD SHOULDERS ARE DEPLOYED

YET THE WALL ST WOLVES

ARE BOUYED BY ASSURANCES

THAT THEY CAN AVOID RECKONING

FOR THEIR BLATANT RACKETEERING

LADIES AND GENTS WE ARE NOW NEARING

A SIGN IN THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD

THAT SAYS THE BEAST BANKER BUNCH

ARE OUT GORG-ING ON OUR LUNCH

DONT FRET THOUGH

THEY LEFT US SOMETHING

 

MUNCH

ON THIS SOUND-BITE

SUB PRIME CREDIT CRUNCH

HOW ARE WE MEANT TO REDRESS

THIS VIPERS NEST OF TOXIC DEBT

INTEREST RATES BOBBING UP AND DOWN

LIKE JORDANS CHEST

BEST GET GORDON'S "SERIOUS GLOBAL" PLAN IN EFFECT

INJECT SOME FUNDS FROM THE BANK OF MONOPOLY

AND GET THE WHOLE THING REGULATED PROPERLY

 

BY

 

WARREN AND ALI G

 

THIS FINANCIALLY MOTIVATED PHANTASMAGORIA BE

EEKING OUT A DEEP TISSUE LEGACY

 

FOR ONE THING OUR KIDS WILL BE WONDERING

WHAT'S THE POINT IN LEARNING PI

 

SQUARE ROOT

AND LOGARITHMS

 

WHEN THE HEART OF THE SYSTEMS

RIDDLED WITH INEQUITIES

WHEN THE ENGINE ROOM KEYS

ARE HABITUALLY COVETED

BY

THE SELF-SERVING

DIVIDE

PROVIDE DISTRACTING FROM THE TRUTH

CRUMBS

 

AND CONQUER MINORITY

 

ANY CHANCE OF A LOAN

TO PAY OFF THE MONEY I LOANED FROM YOU

SO AS YOU COULD LOAN IT TO ME

SO AS I CAN BUY A HOUSE FROM YOU

THAT I CAN NEVER

EVER

TRULY

EXPECT TO OWN