(A timely re-post - with extra stanza - ....Add a stanza..anyone?).

I`m a floating voter

Can`t make up my mind
Who I`m going to vote for
I`m just the wavering kind,
Tory, liberal and labour
Are worried where my one vote goes,
But I`ll remain a floating voter
One of the great don`t knows.

When I`m feeling upper - classy
To the Conservatives I drift,
But when my mood is red and sassy
To the Labour side I shift.
And when I`m feeling flower-childish
I deftly to the Liberals flip.
But when I`m feeling rather wildish
I scare them with Ukip.

I`m the proud possesser 
Of an un-committed X
All the candidates are very
Anxious not to vex
Now my lady wife is having
The best time of her life.
Because they have to make a fuss of
A floating voters wife.

Ed, and Nicolas and David
They all want my mark.
That`s fine `Cause while I`ve got them worried
They`re all in the dark.
When they came to kiss the baby,
The baby was very shrewd,
She peed on Liberal and Labour,
On the Conservative she poohed.