A Life In The Day

WHAT’S ON YOUR MIND?
errrrrrrr

SHARE if you have a hamster you love with all your heart who you know will do anything for you

QUENTIN has TAGGED you in his album 'Genital Warts' (51 pictures)
because all your friends want to see the spotted dick of a person they've never met

LIKE
so close to LICK

STATUS UPDATE: my wife's left me
STALKER47: about time m8 - everybody hates her the stuck up bitch - you're well rid - plenty more fish in the sea
STATUS UPDATE: looking after the kids while she goes to help at the food bank - sorry about that - lost my connection for 10 seconds there...
STALKER47: HaHa

BOOST YOUR POSTS
kill a lion

CHILDREN OF THE NINETEENTH CENTURY
REMEMBER THIS? [smile emoticon] [picture of ECT machine]
no? good - it fucking worked then

went out for dinner - great place the other side of Reality City - gorged myself silly - so good I had a second one - naughty LOL - amazeballs  [smile emoticon] [picture of a Carr’s water biscuit]

ADOLF ASKED YOU TO BE HIS FRIEND
because he met you once on a drunken night out and you seemed to like his t-shirt
AND he really needs another person on his friends list who he doesn't recognise in the street

CASSANDRA Invited You To Play LOBOTOMISE YOURSELF WITH A PICKLE FORK
If you already play this sort of game you need not respond

My Latest Poem:
Crap Crap Crap Crap
Crap Crap Crap Crap
Crap Crap Crap Crap
Crap Crap Crap Crap
it's crap, but the metre and rhyme are spot on

DOUGAL INVITED YOU TO HIS EVENT:
"I'm having a shit on Saturday morning'
Saturday 29th February 20whatever
from 9.00am until 9.15am
Going/Maybe/Not Going

a selfie [out of focus head picture at a weird angle]  [heart emoticon]

[picture of a hole]
here's a picture of a hole - later I may post a picture of a meal I'm having, or possibly a cat [smile emoticon]

TRANSCENDENTAL QUOTE OF THE DAY:
[picture of a sunset]
"the metallic taste in your mouth is not coppery or steely - it is irony"
Mousey Tongue (814AD)

[picture of a flag – any flag]
If you're not from Britain X England X Yorkshire X Wakefield X My Road X My House X My Family X Me - YOU'RE A BLOODY FOREIGNER & SHOULD BE DEPORTED!
SHARE if you hate everyone but ME
(sponsored by the MeDL)

[picture of a sad face]
I'm A Moron
99% of people won't post this
if you're a moron - prove them wrong
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